puzzle pie
I am Lottie, seventeen years old.
I knit, crimp and pay dangerously close attention to the life of Russell Brand
I knit, crimp and pay dangerously close attention to the life of Russell Brand
Dec 08
Russell Brand on selecting a Christmas present
“ Nevertheless, tellingly, a woman’s “desire to conceive” leads to more frequent self-reported orgasms during sex.
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I knew my overwhelming desire to have babies was good for something!
http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=reopening-the-case-of-the-female-or-2009-12-01
The Moon sings Lovecats (The Mighty Boosh)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Jarvis Cocker- Leftovers
Just a little thing I overheard in the toilets at Jarvis Cocker last night
- Woman: When he was younger. he used to walk around the shops singing "Common People".
- Boy: MUM! PUT ME DOWN! I'M NOT A BABY!
- Woman: You're four and a half and if you don't behave you won't get to see Jarvis!
Dec 03
I would love to go and see Where The Wild Things Are today, but I doubt I will even be able to make it out of the house.
Note to self: cheer up you fuckwit.
(via noodel-the-cat)
Dec 02
Play D'oh!
Started to make orange but then realise once I had tipped the remainder of the yellow food colouring in and enough red to match and create orange, there was clearly not enough food colouring to make a bright enough colour.
So I had to switch to boring old red.
I now have a massive lump of soft, warm play dough. It’s nice to stick your face in.
